Cassie didn't see how that was a bad thing. "It's normal for people to want you, son. Don't you have a lot of women carrying your seed right now? I'm sure more will want you as well."
"No, no. That's not what this means. A wanted poster is for when someone is wanted by a specific group of people, and usually, they want the people on the posters dead." He explained.
"They want you dead?"
"Probably."
"Who?"
"No idea."
"We do!"
Cassie and Kai turned around to see a whole crowd of people surrounding them. They snorted and then spat on the ground, showing their weapons and releasing their mana.
"You messed with the wrong pirates, pal. Now our boss wants you dead."
Kai placed his hand on his heart, feeling the love coming from the pirates. "That's very nice of you, but unfortunately, I'm immortal and can't die, so you'll have to try again some other time. Please leave a review on the app to rate your experience in trying to kill me."
The pirate looked at his buddies to see if he was tripping or not. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
"Dunno, I'm just rambling." Kai shrugged.
"You disgusting mortals!"
"Oh great." Kai hid behind Cassie and transferred his crew into his pocket dimension
"How dare you try to take my son away from me! Do you know how long I've been waiting to see him?!"
"Pwahahaha! Look at this! He's hiding behind his mommy! Are you a mommys bo-"
The entire island erupted into a blazing glory and was completely destroyed. Water rushed in where the island used to be, and the only thing left was a round rock surface where only Kai, Cassie, and half of the pirates were standing.
It was safe to say that all of them, the surviving ones, shit their pants.
"Mom!"
"Oh my gosh! You called me 'mom'! What is it, sweetie?"
"What is wrong with you? I understand killing them, but don't go blowing up the island! I'm traveling here!"
She scoffed. "It's just a small island. I was planning on destroying the planet, but decided not to since you would be mad for killing your mortal children."
'Something is mentally wrong with her because what the fuck?!'
'I don't know, she reminds me of you.' Leo responded
'Fuck off!'
"Rewind time." Kai demanded
"Why?"
"Now!"
Cassie pouted, waved her hand, and time reversed to the point where the Pirate was making fun of Kai.
"Pwahahaha! Look at this! He's hiding behind his mommy! Are you a mommys bo-"
The pirate still didn't have a chance to finish his sentence since Cassie crushed his body into a meatball.
"Is that better, son?"
"Yes, now do that to all of them."
"With pleasure." Cassie then crushed every person on the island into a meatball.
"NOOOO!"
Cassie was starting to think that Kai was being ungrateful. "What is it this time?"
"Why did you kill everyone?"
"You said to do that to all of them!"
"I meant the pirates! Do it to the pirates! Not all the people on the island!"
"Ugh! Make up your mind!" Cassie rewound time once more.
"Pwahahaha! Look at this! He's hiding behind his mommy! Are you a mommys bo-"
This time, Cassie severed the heads of every pirate that came after them.
"Yes. Thank you!" Kai had to take a seat for this one.
"I don't understand you mortals."
"Who the fuck keeps rewinding time?!" Aquaphina descended from the heavens in her true form to see Cassie standing next to Kai. She nearly retired right then and there.
"You know what, you can keep rewinding time all you want." She wanted nothing to do with the queen of the universe and cursed herself for yelling in her presence.
"Who is that goddess?" Cassie asked
"Aquaphina, the goddess of this land. And she's a friend. Don't go bullying her."
"Hmph, you should be hanging out with her instead. At least she's a deity."
"Yeah, yeah. I'm heading back to the mansion."
"Huh? Why?! We didn't have our mother-son bonding time!"
"We'll have it later."
Cassie growled. She wasn't used to being an afterthought and wanted to be with Kai for a lot longer than a few minutes. Before she could protest, she was summoned to the void world.
"Just leave him be for now. He'll call you when he wants to hang out." Leo had pulled her from the planet and into his world.
"Did you seriously just take me away from him just now?" Cassie lunged at Leo.
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Back at the mansion, Kai returned everyone to their rooms, then entered the room where his girls were staying.
"Babe, what happened? Why did you put us in your pocket dimension?" Gwen asked who was lying upside down with her legs pressed against the bed head.
Karumi transformed into a small fox and climbed onto his body, resting on his shoulders and neck. She looked like a scarf, and Kai found her cute, so he didn't say anything.
"There are wanted posters of us! Pirates are here!"
"Wanted posters!" Amaya pulled out her sword. "Where are the pirates?! Let me at 'em!"
"Don't bother, my mo...ahem...I killed them all. But I'm sure there will be more. They had our faces drawn on this brown piece of paper. It was done really well. Like, I'm talking 10/10 art. They could go pro with that kind of skill."
"Where? Where? Take me to it. I wanna see."
"Alright. It was down in the town square where...is that a fucking fireball coming our way?"
BOOOOOM
The entire mansion was blown up by a massive fireball, and splinters of wood went everywhere. Kai protected everyone just in time, but the destruction was huge.
"Wow! They are not playing around!"
"What happened?" Barry, who was finally able to get some sleep after hearing Kai fuck his girls, was confused.
"Looks like we're being attacked by Pirates." Kai pointed to a mob of people running their way.
"I told you this would happen!"
"You sure did."
"Do you regret messing with those pirates now?"
"Absolutely not."
"Come on, Kai, let's take them!"
"I'm ready to cut off some heads!"
"I squash them all with my hammer."
"Just say the word and I'll rain arrows on them."
"Hold on, you guys. I have a better plan." Kai grabbed his girls and put them in a group huddle.
"Here's what we're going to do.....RUN!"