Chapter 334: Where the fuck is my status window?!
"Wow, you really wrecked the place."
Kai felt offended. "This wasn’t my fault! This...This is your fault! You don’t even know how to clean up your own messes! And now look, billions of years later, it’s coming to bite ME in the ass!"
Now Leo felt offended. "Excuse me? It’s not my fault that..."
"Shut up. You know damn well it’s your fault!"
Leo knew it was his fault, but he didn’t want to admit that. "Fine, you’re right. But I’m going to take advantage of this situation and test you."
"Test me? Why? I don’t even like tests. I literally cheated on my final exam and still failed because the person I cheated on was a fucking dumbass!"
"That just means you’re extremely stupid."
"Wanna fight, bro? I’m a demigod now, so I can actually punch you in your fucking mouth and draw some blood." Kai squared up.
"Bet." Leo squared up as well.
"Will you two stop it!" Cassie teleported between the two of them.
"Oh, what’s up? Did you miss me?" Kai was actually happy to see her.
"Yes. I was so worried. I’m glad you’re okay. As for you, Leo, don’t test him. Just get rid of all those nuisances."
"What nuisances?" Kai asked, looking at both of his parents.
"On the other continents in this world, the demon kings and even a few powerful people were exposed to progenitor decay. This decay wasn’t strong enough to kill them right away, but it would have definitely eaten away at their lifespan. However, for some reason, and I’m guessing Aion had something to do with his, the people infected became a lot stronger instead of dying."
"Let me guess. You want me to handle it."
"Oh my gosh! Cassie! Cassie, look! Our son is a genius!"
Kai punched Leo in the chest, but ended up breaking his hand instead.
’FUUUUUUCKK!’ It healed instantly, but it still hurt.
"Leo, don’t be rude. Kai, you don’t have to take on these threats. This is not your battle. This is the product of our mistakes, not yours. Just enjoy your fun."
Kai liked the words coming out of his mother’s mouth, but there was something else eating away at him. His sense of adventure and his sense of danger.
"How strong are these people now that they have progenitor energy in their system?"
Leo smirked. "If this were your old self, then you wouldn’t have stood a chance. But as you are now, you can take them."
Kai smirked back. "Count me in!"
The two of them fist-bumped.
Cassie rolled her eyes.
"Are you going to travel there right now?" Leo wondered
"Nah, I’m about to be a dad, so I have to go and skidaddle."
Cassie grinned so hard that it looked as if her mouth was going to extend past her face.
"U-Uhh, what’s up with that grin?" Kai knew nothing good would come from a grin like that.
"Oh, nothing. Just my pettyness. Hehehehehehehehe."
’That was too many ’Hehe’s’ Kai shivered.
"Well, we’ll be on our way. See you later, bro."
"Alright." Kai waved them off, restored all the damage that was done during his battle, then teleported back to Sarkylla.
"Kai!"
"Husband!"
"Babe!"
"You’re back!"
"My sweet nephew! Are you okay?"
"Heh, yeah, I’m okay....Wait, what did you just call me?" Kai turned his attention to Erika, who looked slightly confused.
"I-Is there something wrong, Nephew?"
’That bitch! She turned my relationship with Erika into an Aunt/Nephew relationship. I’m guessing the same can be said with Vanira as well.’
Now that Kai was in her life, Cassie wouldn’t allow another woman to be his mother. Kai didn’t mind since he wasn’t the real Kai of this world, nor did he have any blood relation to Erika and Vanira, but it still took him off guard.
"Are you okay, cuz?" Vanira asked
"Hahaha! Yeah, I’m fine. I was just spacing out for a second. Anyway, how are all of you doing? I missed you."
Kai was currently in his house in Ashenfall. In this house, all of his girls who would be giving birth soon were currently here as well. The others weren’t present.
"We’re doing well. This baby is going to pop soon, so I’m excited for that." Sophia smiled, rubbing her belly.
"Same, I can’t wait to give birth so you can put another baby in me!" Vanira rubbed Kai’s pants, licking her lips.
"Do you plan on staying for the birth?" Martha asked, hoping Kai would say yes.
"Yeah. I plan on staying for a while. I might just stay until every woman I have gotten pregnant gives birth."
"J-Just how many women have you gotten pregnant?" Mary asked, taking a seat on a rocking chair.
"Uhhh, I have no idea. At least thirty, right?" Kai asked Kyana
"Why are you asking me? You’re the one who sticks your dick in anything that moves and breathes."
"H-Hey! That’s not true! Just the pretty things!"
"My bad, I forgot to specify."
"Kai, who were those people that attacked you?" Gwen was happy that everyone was back together, but she wanted to know why Kai wouldn’t allow them to help him.
Kai didn’t even allow them to watch his battle like he normally does.
He sighed, taking a seat on the couch. Laura and Linda sat next to him, comforting Kai with their warm touches.
"My parents, my real parents." Kai read Erika’s mind to know what Cassie did to her. The story she put in the heads of EVERYONE who knew Kai or knew of his story was that he was adopted by Erika and was raised as her nephew.
"They’re gods. No, they’re more than gods. Obviously, some of you have met them before." He was referring to the girls who were traveling with him.
"But they have multiple kids," Kai explained the origins of his parents and the origins of his siblings, and even himself. Then, he told them everything he learned when he faced off against Narwhal and Aion.
"Also, my status window....wait...WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STATUS WINDOW?!"