Chapter 282: Chapter 282: Hurry Up and Give Birth to Your Younger Brother!
She had never thought that in her lifetime, she could have such a warm home, or someone like Aunt Qiqi who was so good to her.
She had already obtained so much, she didn’t dare to hope for more.
She couldn’t be more satisfied with everything she has right now.
Lin Qi said, “Lili, stop overthinking. Go to sleep early.”
She kissed her, tucked her in, and left the room.
The next morning.
Lin Qi went to work after breakfast as usual.
Momo woke up, roused Han, and after brushing their teeth and washing their face, they headed off to school together.
School finished early in the afternoon.
The driver picked them up from school, but Momo suddenly said, “I want to go to the library.”
The driver was somewhat surprised: “What do you want to do at the library?”
Momo rolled her eyes: “Rob it!”
The driver couldn’t help but chuckle: “You should rob a bank, not a library! The library is for reading and buying books.”
Momo crossed her arms and looked disdainfully: “You know the library is for reading and buying books, why ask what I’m going there for?”
Isn’t that a silly question!
The driver: “…”
He promptly obediently drove the car to the library.
Momo got out of the car, saw that Han was sitting in the car and didn’t want to move, and asked, “Are you getting out?”
Han asked, “How long will you be?”
Seeing books gave him a headache, especially when Momo went to the library, it was definitely to buy him tutoring materials.
Momo usually personally tutored Han’s homework, in addition to schoolwork, and she also assigned him extra practice problems, making Han dread even the sight of the library’s doors.
Momo said, “I don’t know how long it will be, if you don’t want to go into the library, just wait for me in the car.”
Han weakly asked, “Are you going to buy me tutoring materials?”
He looked shivering, small, pitiful, and helpless.
Momo deviously smiled: “Nope, I’m going to buy extracurricular books. Do you want to drink bubble tea? If you come with me to browse the library, I’ll buy you bubble tea.”
As soon as he heard there would be bubble tea, Han’s eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously: “Okay!”
He was lured out of the car by Momo and cheerfully followed behind her.
Half an hour later—
Momo had only just finished browsing one corner of the library.
Han followed behind with a face filled with profound suffering, his basket full to the brim with supplementary exercises books – he couldn’t bear to look at them any longer, fearing his heart couldn’t take it.
Momo, while looking at books on the shelf, glanced at him: “Why do you have such a ‘life is unbearable’ look?”
Han said sorrowfully, “I haven’t even finished the exercises at home yet…”
Those books in the basket were unbearable to look at.
Learning never ends!
Learning never ever ends!!
Although under Momo’s tutelage, his academic performance was always among the best, Momo still tortured him incessantly with increasingly difficult supplementary exercises like a Demon King!
He was truly suffering.
Lin Qi and Huo Tingdong didn’t need to worry about Han’s homework at all.
Because, with Momo around, after all, as a prodigy like Momo who could predict the score Han would get by calculating on her fingers the moment she looked at the test paper.
She even perfectly predicted all the questions for one monthly exam; that was the time Han scored the best, ranked third in the whole school.
Han began mumbling: “When will Mommy have my brother?”
He was already secretly looking forward to it.
Once Mommy had a brother, in the future, he could make his brother do homework for him.
Since Mommy could give birth to someone as smart as Momo, their brother should be very smart too.
Han thought, if they had a smart younger brother, he would let him do homework for him in the future.
If they had a dumb younger brother, at least, Momo will then focus on tutoring the poor brother in the future, and he wouldn’t have to suffer so much doing all these extra assignments!
Momo could see through Han’s little schemes, and to tease him, she said leisurely: “It takes ten months to have a baby, ten months of pregnancy.”
Han immediately widened his eyes: “How do you know?”
Momo: “I guessed, okay?”
Han: “Does it really take ten months to get a brother?”
Hurry and give birth!
Hurry up and give birth!!
He would rather wash his brother’s diapers every day than be forced by Momo to do a huge pile of homework!
Momo said speechlessly: “Do you think having a baby is like picking a fruit from a tree? It’s not as easy as you think.”
Han clenched his little fists, his face resolute: “If Mommy won’t have one, then I will!”
Momo almost rolled her eyes to the sky: “I think if you paid a bit more attention in class, you wouldn’t say such idiotic things.”
At one point, she even wondered if Han had an intellectual disability.
When God sprinkled wisdom upon the earth, he had his umbrella up.
Momo sometimes wondered, if their brains were placed on a scale, the scale would surely tip decisively.
Han: “Then do you know where babies come from?”
Momo: “How would I know?”
Han: “I thought you knew everything!”
Momo gave a perfunctory reply: “Wherever you poop from, that’s where babies come from.”
Imagining it, Han immediately showed a look of disgust: “How is that possible?”
Momo: “How is it not possible? So you are stinky Han.”
Momo moved on to another bookshelf.
Han followed eagerly like a tail: “Then you are stinky Momo too, huh! Stinky Momo!”
He stuck his tongue out at Momo.
Momo picked up a college entrance examination practice book and flipped through a few pages: “Tell me, we have the same father, the same mother, why is there such a big gap in intelligence?”
Han stroked his chin and sincerely said: “Maybe my IQ is like Mommy, and yours is like Daddy!”
Momo glanced at him: “Do you know Mommy was a top student when she was studying?”
Han: “A top student?!”
Mommy was a top student!
Momo: “Yes, so you are the dumbest one in our family, maybe you had a genetic mutation?”
While speaking, she placed the exercise book into the basket.
Han was greatly shocked, nearly losing his balance and almost collapsing against the bookshelf.
Momo elegantly supported him.
Han, heartbroken, said: “You’re attacking me again, I want bubble tea.”
Only the sweet bubble tea could heal the immense psychological trauma he just sustained!
Momo patted his head: “Don’t worry, if I promised you bubble tea, I’ll definitely get you some.”
She walked to the other side of the library’s mother and baby section.
Books related to maternity and infancy filled the shelves.
Momo pulled out a copy of “Pregnant Mom’s Nutrition Bible” and started browsing.
At home, he mainly took responsibility for cooking, and pregnancy surely called for dietary requirements.
Momo also picked a few books related to pregnancy, “Daily Reading for Expectant Moms and Dads”, “Everything About Pregnancy”, and put them all in the basket.