Chapter 360: Chapter 360: What Kind of Atrocious Words Are These?
Ji Xiuyuan innocently asked, “Why are you glaring at me like that?” He saw Lin Qi bury her face and said with a guilty conscience, “Your wife is also an adult! Besides, I was asking you, not your wife.”
Qi Lichuan also showed a look of eagerness to know.
Huo Tingdong: “Six times.”
Lin Qi felt her face burning up and simply buried it in Huo Tingdong’s chest.
Ji Xiuyuan was greatly shocked: “Damn, six times! Are you that fierce? I don’t believe it!”
Huo Tingdong raised an eyebrow, knowing that this achievement must have stung his heart, and said teasingly, “Don’t believe it? Why not? Six times in one night, you can’t match that, can you?”
Qi Lichuan couldn’t help but burst out laughing, clapping his hands and said, “If you don’t believe it, why don’t you try it?”
After saying that, he quickly covered his mouth, suddenly realizing that his words might have a double meaning.
Ji Xiuyuan: “…”
“Hahahaha! What are these ferocious words about?” Lin Qi watched from the sidelines, “I caught that, I caught that!”
Huo Tingdong got nervous for a moment: “Caught what?”
He thought Lin Qi had accidentally bumped into something.
As Ji Xiuyuan had acted in BL dramas before, he knew what Lin Qi meant by “I caught that”, and said with a horrified face: “Sis-in-law, you can’t just ship randomly!”
It was then that Huo Tingdong realized, and frowned discontentedly, “Are you alright?”
She actually shipped her own husband with another man?
Lin Qi giggled, “It’s so fun!” Especially when she saw Huo Tingdong responding seriously to Ji Xiuyuan’s outrageous question like a strict old cadre, it hit her funny bone!
Ji Xiuyuan muttered discontentedly on the side, “Six times a night, it’s not just one minute each, is it?”
Huo Tingdong said, “That’s the second question.”
Ji Xiuyuan suddenly got excited, “Hehehe! Continue! Just you wait! My next question will be about this!”
He picked up his phone and started shaking it, but ended up shaking the smallest possible score.
Ji Xiuyuan’s eyes nearly popped out: “Damn! 2 points!”
Huo Tingdong sneered: “You’re done!”
He shook a 10.
Qi Lichuan followed, shaking an 11.
“Hmm.” Qi Lichuan lifted his hand gracefully, propping his cheek, looking at Ji Xiuyuan, “Xiuyuan, you like playing thrilling games, don’t you?”
Ji Xiuyuan raised his eyebrow: “Is that even a question?”
Qi Lichuan said, “No. Who would ask such a pointless question? I’m going to ask something more explosive.”
Lin Qi perked up her ears as soon as she heard Qi Lichuan was going to ask something explosive.
Qi Lichuan smiled slightly: “Ji Xiuyuan, how long can you last?”
Ji Xiuyuan: “…”
Huo Tingdong said, “I’ll answer for him, 3 seconds.”
Ji Xiuyuan glared at Huo Tingdong: “Hey! Who told you I only last 3 seconds?”
Qi Lichuan thought about it, then remembered: “Ah, I forgot, Xiuyuan is still a virgin.”
That question is moot then.
Nevermind, there will be more chances.
Suddenly, Ji Xiuyuan slammed the table: “Wait a minute! Who told you I’m a virgin?”
Qi Lichuan was flabbergasted: “Huh? A year ago when we were playing this game in the bar, didn’t you say yourself that you were still a virgin?”
He was the most damaging; back then, when Ji Xiuyuan was drunk and confessed he was still a virgin, Qi Lichuan even specifically asked him whether it was “front” or “back”.
Don’t be fooled by Ji Xiuyuan’s sharp tongue. In reality, he is the most innocent and adorable youngster in the brotherhood, being the most doted on.
Ji Xiuyuan: “You said it yourself, that was a year ago! It’s not the same anymore!”
Having said this, he felt somewhat smug.
Qi Lichuan: “Oh? When did you secretly start dating someone behind my back? A guy or a girl?”
Ji Xiuyuan blushed furiously: “A girl! I’ve told you, my orientation is the same as you guys! If you question my orientation again, I’m going to get mad!”
With that, he crossed his arms over his chest, his face puffing up like a blowfish.
Ever since he shot a BL (boys’ love) adaption drama, Ji Xiuyuan has been questioned about his orientation all over the internet. In fact, it was his agent who got him the role, telling him that the script revolved around brotherly love. He took it for real, only to feel something was off while shooting.
Qi Lichuan purposefully teased him: “What do you mean your orientation is the same as ours? How do you know my orientation?”
Ji Xiuyuan narrowed his eyes, staring at him with a defensive look.
Qi Lichuan was amused by his wary gaze: “Alright, I’ll stop teasing. Let’s see, what’s the longest you’ve lasted?”
Ji Xiuyuan: “About 40 minutes.”
Qi Lichuan: “About?”
Ji Xiuyuan guiltily corrected himself: “Less than 40 minutes, actually!”
Qi Lichuan: “Can you be more precise? Even 3 seconds is less than 40 minutes.”
Ji Xiuyuan: “…” Can we stop bringing up 3 seconds!
This concerns a man’s dignity!
Lin Qi couldn’t help but intervene: “Qi Lichuan, you are being too mean.”
Ji Xiuyuan grievously clung to Lin Qi’s hand: “Sis-in-law, even you think so?! He often bullies me like this! And your husband, they team up to bully me!”
Qi Lichuan impatiently tapped on the table: “Hurry up! Don’t change the subject, answer my question, how long exactly?”
Ji Xiuyuan said: “32 minutes!”
Huo Tingdong bluntly said: “Just 32 minutes, what are you bragging about.”
It would have been more dignified not to answer.
Qi Lichuan: “At least it’s 32 minutes, still better than three seconds.”
Ji Xiuyuan retorted defiantly: “Fine! You guys just wait! It’s your turn next! I want to see what you have to brag about!”
Huo Tingdong: “Don’t ask, I don’t want to hurt your self-esteem.”
Qi Lichuan: “Yeah, don’t ask, the big brothers are sparing your face.”
In the fourth round, Ji Xiuyuan finally rolled the highest number.
He rubbed his hands together, glanced at Huo Tingdong, and then at Qi Lichuan, unsure who to ask.
Qi Lichuan said: “Don’t be torn, this round you have a special privilege, you can ask both of us.”
Ji Xiuyuan looked at Qi Lichuan and asked: “What’s the longest you’ve ever lasted?”
Qi Lichuan: “A whole hour.”
Ji Xiuyuan: “I don’t believe it!”
Qi Lichuan: “Believe it or not, I don’t care.”
This matter cannot be compared otherwise, he wouldn’t mind competing fiercely.
Ji Xiuyuan then looked towards Huo Tingdong.
Just as Huo Tingdong was about to answer, Ji Xiuyuan suddenly said: “Hold on! I want to change the question.”
Huo Tingdong couldn’t help but chuckle: “What, you’re afraid to ask? Afraid to hurt your pride?”
Ji Xiuyuan snorted haughtily, quickly changing the subject: “If one day, you and Lichuan were trapped on an island, and God told you there were only two choices to leave the island, the first one is to let him top you once, and the second one is you top him once, which would you choose?”