The Mountain King of the Kindergarten

Chapter 129 Lin Fan Live Streams Selling Pills

Lin Yu looked at the mountain of Flesh Pills behind him and then at the news content. He stroked his chin in thought.

Lin Fan shook Lin Yu's arm and said, "Big Brother, what are you hesitating for? We have more than enough of these pills. At your current consumption rate, even if you consume a hundred a day, this room has nearly a hundred thousand pills. How long will it take you to finish them?"

"Besides, once our alchemy breaks through, we'll be consuming Tier Two Flesh Pills. We won't even spare these Tier One Flesh Pills. What others call treasures are garbage to us."

"Big Brother, Big Brother, what are you spacing out about?"

Lin Fan grabbed Lin Yu's arms and shook them as if acting spoiled. Lin Yu frowned and looked at his hands.

"Alright, alright, let go of your hands," Lin Yu whispered.

Lin Fan chuckled, released his hands, and said with a smile, "It's perfectly normal for two grown men like us to hug. Big Brother, you're too sensitive."

"Lin Fan, you must not become gay," Lin Yu cautioned.

Lin Fan froze upon hearing this. He looked down at his lower half, then back at Lin Yu.

"Big Brother, I've always been straight. Don't slander me," Lin Fan said with reddened eyes, pointing at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu slapped his finger away and said, "Pay attention. Let's get back to business. We need to find a sales channel for all these Flesh Pills in the room."

With a room full of Flesh Pills, if they didn't get rid of them, they'd soon have no place to sit.

Lin Fan quickly said, "Big Brother, I don't know how."

"First, find a trading platform and post information about the pills we want to sell. Given the current shortage of these pills, someone will definitely contact us."

"Okay, Big Brother, I'll do it right away."

Lin Fan quickly opened his wristband, found a trading platform with a good reputation, took careful photos, and then sent out the information and photos of the pills for sale.

After waiting for a long time, not a single person clicked on it.

Lin Fan was disappointed. He checked every few minutes, but unfortunately, no one responded to the message.

Lin Yu asked, "Still no one?"

"No one! What's wrong with these people? Do they not believe our information, or can't they even see this message?"

Lin Fan was very frustrated, feeling a sense of anxiety and loss. He had expected countless buyers to flock to them as soon as the information appeared.

Then, he could cross his arms, put on a stern face, and say, 'So, you're the ones who need pills? I, Lin Fan, approve. You get ten first. What? You want a hundred? Get lost! Next!'

Alas, reality was harsh and far from the ideal.

Finally, after a while, someone replied to a message.

Lin Fan excitedly clicked it open, but his expression turned sour the next moment.

"Another scammer. This platform is full of scammers, it's degenerated! Blacklisted!"

Lin Yu also took a look, and then they exchanged glances, speechless.

What on earth was going on?

Lin Yu also opened his wristband and logged into the platform, searching for the message Lin Fan had posted. He quickly found the reason, discovering there were two.

The first reason was that if you didn't actively search, you wouldn't find Lin Fan's message at all. Without finding the message, how could it be sold?

The second reason was that the platform was flooded with all sorts of pill information, a mix of genuine and fake, polluting the market.

Lin Yu understood and said, "Lin Fan, withdraw the sale notice!"

"Why?"

"Withdraw it!"

"Alright."

The notice was withdrawn. Lin Yu opened a live streaming platform.

He said, "Lin Fan, I have a glorious mission for you."

Lin Fan looked at him in confusion.

"Big Brother, stop beating around the bush, tell me what the mission is?"

Lin Yu smiled and pointed at a streamer on the platform who was selling goods. "I want you to sell goods!"

As he spoke, Lin Fan's eyes lit up, but then he immediately shook his head at the thought of him selling goods.

"Big Brother, I can't. My speaking skills aren't good, I'm afraid I'll mess this up."

Lin Yu patted his shoulder and comforted him, "It's okay, if you mess it up, you mess it up."

"But what if no one is in the live stream room?"

"That's simple. Look at this stream!"

Lin Fan looked and saw it was a live stream of Lin Yu's clone refining pills. Not only that, Lin Yu switched to another stream, which turned out to be a live stream of Lin Yu's clone fighting monsters.

He switched again, and it became a stream of various close-ups of Lin Yu's clone.

"See? They can broadcast us, and we don't charge them. Is that reasonable? So, you'll appear in their live streams and find a way to draw all their traffic to our stream. After all, they're fake, and we're real."

"Isn't that a bit immoral?"

"Immoral? What do you know! Hurry up and go!"

"Alright, I'm leaving now."

But halfway there, he stopped and looked back at Lin Yu.

"Big Brother, if I go out there and die, it'll be a loss."

"You won't die, what are you afraid of? If you hesitate any longer, I'll take you back and won't let you out for a year."

"No, no, I'm going right away!"

Lin Fan was also terrified and quickly ran away, his speed not much slower than Zuo Jian's.

Lin Yu chuckled twice and clicked on a shopping platform, asking someone to help him find a courier company.

"Sir, where is your mailing address?"

"Guixu, Southeast Base!"

"Sir, this is a dangerous area, and the postage will be a bit expensive. Are you sure you want to mail from here?"

"Confirm."

"Okay, sir. We have accepted your request and are currently contacting the nearest courier company. Please wait a moment."

After about three minutes, they replied again.

"Sir, hello, we are happy to serve you. The courier company you requested has been found. They have a branch at the central base of Guixu. They have received your request and are on their way to the Southeast Base. Please wait, and next, you will be communicating with them."

After a short wait, the chat window changed to someone from the courier company.

"Brother, are you the one who needs to mail something? We're also setting up a branch in the Southeast Base. The branch will be completed in at most three hours. Then, you can come to our company to mail it, or we can pick it up."

"I'll go to your company."

"Okay, see you later!"

Lin Yu closed the shopping platform and opened the live streaming software.

As soon as he opened the software, the first thing he saw was Lin Fan.

He glanced at the number of viewers in Lin Fan's live stream and was shocked. He quickly rubbed his eyes and found that there were over 10,000 viewers.

Good heavens, how many minutes had it been? So many people already.

Was the traffic-driving effect really that good?