Chapter 295: Time to leave this place
’Do I have to tell you?’
"No, but I’ll keep pestering you until you do."
’Ugh, fine. Oh, you all can rise, by the way. Don’t know why you have your heads in the ground.’
"B-But Progenitor, it would be disrespectful for us to now bow in your presence," Kurami stated while looking toward the ground. She wouldn’t dare look Leo in the eyes as she was beneath him.
’Really? Kai, is that disrespectful?’
"Depends on if you, to be honest. If it doesn’t bother you, then it’s not disrespectful."
’Huh, I see. Well, you don’t have to bow in my presence, and you can look me in the eyes, I won’t bite.’
"Hey, no flirting! They’re mine!"
’Dude, do you know how vast the universe is? I have literally trillions of women. And I’m not some bastard who would mess with a girl I know my bro is talking to or has his eyes on.’
"The bro code."
’The bro code.’
They dapped each other up, and their muscles bulged.
"Okay, but what is this Restriction section?"
’Fine, I’ll tell you. After your little adventure ends here, I planned on taking you out into the universe to learn more about it. And I plan on making you my partner in overseeing it. Don’t get me wrong, I can do everything myself, I’m literally omnipotent and...and all the other omnis out there.’
"Oh, Cool. Thanks."
’What? That’s it? You’re not gonna thank me?’
"Want me to get all excited about how you’re the best dad ever? Fuck off, you’re still a dick. But you’re a cool dick."
’Ha, that’s sus.’
"You know what I mean!"
’Do I?’
"Just leave already. I don’t wanna talk to you anymore."
’But I’m gonna miss my so-ARGHHH! OH MY ME (God)! You just punched me in the face!’
"Want me to do it again?!"
’I’ll leave, I’ll leave, jeez! So ungrateful!’ Leo vanished and went back into his white void room.
"And as you can see, Kai and his father love each other very much." Kyana smiled. She knew that regardless of the way they act toward each other, it was all out of love and appreciation. They never get mad at each other and only act as if they do.
Kai checked his store and saw that he was able to buy spirit abilities. He didn’t really care to learn spirit-specific abilities, but the ability allowed Kai to procreate with spirits and even become a spirit himself and use spirit energy.
When he went to buy the ability, it said 5 Billion Points. He nearly burst the veins in his head. But then a message appeared saying it was a joke, and Leo actually handed the ability to him for free.
But that wasn’t the best part. He was able to give spirits a physical body while retaining their power and abilities.
"Sweet! So fucking cool!"
All of Kai’s girls surrounded him. "Are you done speaking to your father?"
"Can we leave this place now?"
Kai attempted teleporting, and he could feel that he was able to teleport out of the spirit world.
"Yup. We can leave right now."
"Wait! Take me with you!" Karumi grabbed Kai’s legs, begging to travel with them. She didn’t wanna see him go; she couldn’t. He was meant to be her husband, she was meant to bear his children, and they were meant to have powerful kids.
"Don’t leave me! Please!"
"Karumi! That’s the Progenitor’s son! Unhand him unless you want to be punished!"
"No, mother! He’s my soulmate! I must be his wife!"
"L-Lord Kai, please forgive me, daughter. She’s always had an obsession with strong men and doesn’t want to marry anyone weaker than her."
Kai was confused. He remembered accepting Karumi’s proposal earlier, so he didn’t understand why Kurami was acting as if he didn’t want her daughter.
"Uhh, why are you apologizing? I wanna take her with me as well." He would gladly breed this little fox.
"Really? Yes! Yes! Yes! I’ll be the best wife ever! I’ll give you 20 kids! No, I’ll give you 50! As a spirit, we don’t have any complications with birth and can keep having children until the day we die! That will take a long time because Divine Spirits like myself are immortal unless we are killed."
"Wow, that’s freaking cool. I’m immortal as well!"
"Really? This proves that we were meant to be together!"
"Slow down, girl! Kai was with US first! Get in line." Gwen was not about to be dethroned by a new addition to their family.
"Right, and he loves me the most!" Amaya truly believed that Kai loved her the most.
"The fuck did you just say?" There were things Sasha would let slide, but what she would not accept was Amaya being Kai’s favorite. She believed that Kai loved her the most.
"You heard me, Kai loves me the most." Amaya doubled down.
"Pfft, you’re delusional. Kai obviously liked me the most." Kyana felt the need to step into this argument. Kai took the time to break her out of her shell and have her trust him, so she believed that he liked her the most.
Nadya chuckled, clearing her throat before speaking. "You all are saying that with me standing right here."
The four of them looked at Nadya as if she had lost her mind. "Shut the fuck up, Nadya. You’re definitely not the favorite!"
"Are you joining in?" Karumi asked Cornelia
"Hmm? Oh, no, I’m new."
"Ah."
"Kai, who is your favorite?" They all demanded to know.
Now, Kai may act dumb at times, but he wasn’t an idiot. He knew the dangers of answering such a question or not answering such a question. If he gave an answer, most of them would be extremely angry, but if he didn’t give an answer, all of them could or would be angry.
Saying that he loved all of them equally would also not be ideal since they would feel as if his answer was a cop out, which it would be, so he decided to give the best answer he could think of.
"Kyana screams he loudest when we have sex. Do with that information as you please."
Kyana celebrated her small victory. "Yes!"
"Fuck you, Kyana!"
"Right, I can scream louder than you!"
"When Kai and I have sex tonight, I’m screaming louder than you!"
"Kai, you better fuck me so hard that I scream louder than that bitch Kyana!"
Again, it was weird to hear Nadya cuss, but Kai liked hearing it.
"Alright, let’s get out of here. Barry, Patty, Iris!"
"Here!"
"Karumi."
"Yes, daddy?" All nine of her tails started wagging,
’When I have the time, I’m not pulling out. End of discussion.’
"Here." Kai gave her the ability to shift between a spirit and physical form, allowing her to travel between the physical and spirit worlds while keeping her power and abilities.
"Now you can travel with us. Is everyone ready?"
"Yes!"
"Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll visit and give you lots of grandchildren. Bye!"
They all teleported back to the physical world.