The Speaking Pork Trotter

Chapter 768: A Harem


A high-end sedan was parked at the entrance of the coffee shop.


A female driver waited at the door, and immediately opened the door for Li Kerou when she came out. This is the treatment enjoyed by intellectuals in this day and age, the same as the rich.


The university in Inner World is completely different from the expanded universities in the Outer World. University professors here enjoy extremely high social status and salaries.


They are all partners in certain projects under the Conglomerate, and the most capable even enjoy project dividends, ranking alongside members of parliament and officials in the same class.


Therefore, Li Kerou’s blind date with Qing Chen was not considered an upward social climb. Their statuses, she and the Qing Family’s crown prince, were barely a match.


Any other Qing Family collateral relative would not be a suitable match for her.


In the car, the driver asked, “Miss, are we going home?”


The driver looked at Li Kerou through the rearview mirror, noticing that her mood seemed quite good. Did the blind date go well?


Li Kerou smiled and typed on her phone. Without looking up, she said, “Let’s go home. I need to tell my parents some good news.”

Qing Chen sent a message: “I admire your courage and boldness. You possess ambition and frankness that most people lack. Although you are ambitious, you are willing to confront your own ambition and are able to bend and stretch, which is excellent. Also, your figure is indeed very nice. Next time we meet, please wear a white dress for me. I like to see you in white.”

She looked at the message from Qing Chen on the screen, thinking that this crown prince is completely different online and in person. Was he just holding back earlier?


He's much better at sweet-talking now!


Li Kerou suddenly said, “Sister Li, let’s not go home first. Take me to Yun Ding Mall. I need to buy some white dresses.”


Over the years, Li Kerou’s goal has been unwavering. For today, she even asked her father to replace all the drivers with women to avoid suspicion.


There have never been any male servants in the house.


Everything she learned, everything she prepared for, finally had its use.




At this moment, Qing Chen in the coffee shop was still unaware of what was happening outside.


He didn't know what Yi had done, nor what Li Kerou was thinking.


He only knew that Yang Yang’s appearance had stunned everyone.


“Alright,” Yang Yang said to Qing Chen with a smile, “Xiao Si has left. Now it’s time for the two of us to have our blind date.”


Saying that, Yang Yang patted the table in front of her: “Come sit over here.”


The girl’s aura at this moment was exceptionally strong, completely different from her usual self. This was a battle stance.


Qing Chen asked nervously, “How did you get here…”


“It sounds like something a man would say after getting caught cheating,” Yang Yang sighed. “Come sit next to me. I did go through the registration process for this blind date, so show me some respect. Let’s at least go through the motions.”


Qing Chen slowly moved over to sit down.


It was already a bit absurd that he was participating in a blind date. Now that Yang Yang suddenly appeared here, it was absolutely unbelievable.


He looked back at Qing Ji’s seat, calculating Qing Ji’s strength in his mind, thinking, should we just fight? Who would do something so devious?!


We should all be A-Class. Since you don’t want me to live happily, let’s settle this today!


Qing Chen looked back, but saw Qing Ji still looking up at the ceiling, pretending to be a stranger.


And the most outrageous thing was that the other person was holding a phone, pointing the camera at him.


It seemed…all the scenes here were being transmitted to an unknown location through the phone, and many people were watching Qing Chen's embarrassing moment.


Yang Yang held his face and turned it back: “Why are you looking at others? Am I not pretty enough?”


“Beautiful…” Qing Chen said stiffly.


“Come, let’s go through the process first,” Yang Yang said with a smile, “My name is Chen Yang Yang, I’m 18 years old. I don’t come from a good family. I was sent to Fire Pit since I was young, and later became a beta tester for Time Traveler. I started liking you in Luo City. At first, I was just curious about you, and more importantly, I wanted to use you to complete the alliance between Knight and Black Spade, but later I changed my mind.”


Yang Yang continued, “Back then, I followed you to and from school every day, and I don’t know why, but I felt very secure by your side. Later, we fought together and lived and died together several times. I never abandoned you, and you never abandoned me. When you went to Zheng City for the Time Traveler conference, I specifically picked out a Sailor Moon outfit. It wasn’t to impress others, it was just to impress you. I started waiting for your messages at night, and I would dream of you. I dreamed that we were in the same high school, and none of us were Time Travelers, and I secretly liked you…I didn’t want to tell you so much, but I’m a little scared now. I’m afraid that someone will take you away. If I had any intention of using you before, I apologize here. I won’t do it again.”


Qing Chen was stunned. Although Yang Yang always liked to be playful before, this was the first time she had confessed so seriously.


This scene came too suddenly, or perhaps everything today came a little too unexpectedly, all thanks to Qing Ji and the Head of the Qingshi Clan…


Yang Yang smiled, “I’m not asking for your response, I’m just telling you what I think. By the way, I forgot to mention earlier, my current transcendent ability is B-Class. When I heard the news of your blind date yesterday, I almost reached A-Class.”


Qing Chen: “…”


That last sentence was truly a hidden knife in a smile.


Yang Yang said, “Your turn. Introduce yourself. Don’t just stand there.”


Qing Chen said slowly, “My name is Qing Chen. I was thrown into Outer World since I was young. I’m also a beta tester for Time Traveler.”


Yang Yang smiled, “Oh, we’re both beta testers? We’re such a good match. Brother, why didn’t we meet earlier? If we had met earlier, you wouldn’t have come to a blind date.”


Qing Chen thought for a moment and said, “From the beginning, I thought you were approaching me with ulterior motives, so this is different from what I imagined, but later…”


Suddenly, Yang Yang interrupted Qing Chen, “No need to continue. I’m not forcing you to make a decision.”


“Ah?” Qing Chen didn’t understand what the girl meant.


Yang Yang said with a smile, “Brother, you’ve made appointments with six blind dates in this one coffee shop. Brother, you’re not here for a blind date, you’re here to shop!


Qing Chen: “…Life is forcing me. The deal with the Qing Family is that if I come to these blind dates, they will continue to provide supplies to City 10, and also provide a complete Nanobots production line.”


Yang Yang exclaimed, “Brother, you’re so great! Brother, you’re here for a blind date for six million people! I completely understand.”


At this time, Yi sent a message: Please help me add this one too. I really like her.


Qing Chen couldn’t help but laugh. Why are you pretending not to know? Why are you causing trouble now?!



He directly turned off his phone.


Yang Yang rested her arms on the table, supporting her chin with her hands: “Brother, do you want a wife? As long as you speak…”


The girl wore twin ponytails, looking pure and flawless. Her slender cheeks were slightly tired, showing that she had traveled day and night.


“Okay, okay,” Qing Chen said wryly, “This is really a special situation. I’m sorry.”


“I’m not your girlfriend, why are you apologizing to me? I’m not joking either,” Yang Yang stood up and pulled Qing Chen’s arm, “Come on, you still have four more blind dates in this coffee shop. You can’t give up halfway. I’ll give you some advice. Maybe there really is someone suitable for you. If I die in battle someday, you won’t be alone.”


Qing Chen helplessly let Yang Yang pull him up from his seat, letting her take him to another table.


At this point, Qing Chen had given up resisting in front of Yang Yang. Let her do whatever she wanted.


However, the next moment, he froze again.


Qin Yiyi, with her braided pigtails, was wearing a rare, delicate pleated skirt and white T-shirt. She sat quietly next door, cautiously looking at Qing Chen and Yang Yang.


No wonder Yang Yang suddenly confessed.


No wonder Yang Yang stopped him from saying what was on his mind after confessing.


As a Force field Awakened One, Yang Yang must have known Qin Yiyi was here.


And she didn’t point it out, making a fuss with him before finally pulling him over.


Yang Yang’s words just now weren’t meant for Qing Chen, but for Qin Yiyi.


And the reason she didn’t let Qing Chen continue was to prevent Qing Chen from saying hurtful words to Qin Yiyi without knowing.


If Qing Chen had continued, he might have felt tricked.


Yang Yang had long ago decided to never scheme against Qing Chen again.


After Qing Chen understood all this, he suddenly wanted to kill someone…


At that moment, the thunderous energy in his body surged, and the soft yellow lights in the coffee shop flickered.


He turned his head to look at Qing Ji, but found that the seat was empty. The great demon Qing Ji had already disappeared, running away ahead of time!


Qing Ji, you’re trying to ruin me!


Qing Chen didn’t know how Qing Ji managed to get these two together, and in the same coffee shop, clearly intending to make a fool of him!


Yang Yang smiled at Qin Yiyi, “Sister, do you know this person next to me?”


Qin Yiyi answered honestly, “I do.”


“Do you like him?” Yang Yang asked again.


Qin Yiyi answered frankly, “Yes, I’ve liked him for a long time.”


“Why do you like him?”


Qin Yiyi thought for two seconds, “I don’t know why either. My mom said if liking someone has a reason, it’s not liking them. Yang Yang, I won’t back down. Back then, I walked alone from the wilderness to the southwest Himalayas, almost starving to death on the way, almost being bitten to death by wolves, almost getting lost in the snow. Lying in the snow, looking at the sky, I wondered if all the effort I made for him was worth it, if I would regret it if I died like this. I told myself, no regrets.”


Time passed by, second by second. These two opinionated girls collided, and neither of them backed down.


Without opinion, Qin Yiyi would not have gone to Fire Pit alone. Without opinion, Yang Yang would not have been able to stand alone in Black Spade.


Qing Chen was about to say something when the two girls suddenly looked at him, “Don’t speak!”


At this moment, both girls were a little worried.


Qing Chen wasn’t indecisive. He wouldn’t let himself drag two people along, so when this happened, he would make a choice, quickly and decisively.


But this made the two girls worry that Qing Chen would make a decision immediately, each worried that Qing Chen’s choice wouldn’t be them.


Neither of them was confident.


Yang Yang suddenly praised Qin Yiyi, “This is what our Fire Pit children are like, daring to love and hate, speaking directly. Perhaps this is why the Fire Pit gods like you. Liking is liking, disliking is disliking, there’s no need to hide it. Look at this guy next to us, he’s so hesitant, just mumbling.”


Qing Chen: “…And also babbling.”


Yang Yang smiled and looked at him, “Do you think I or Yiyi is prettier?”


Qing Chen turned to leave, “I’ll go outside and check the weather.”


But before he could fully turn around, he was pulled back by Yang Yang. She said coquettishly, “Brother, you haven’t finished your blind dates in this coffee shop. You can’t leave! Brother, what do you think of me and Yiyi as dear colleagues?”


Before Qing Chen could answer, she rolled her eyes, “As if! Alright, I won’t make things difficult for you. There are more interesting things to do today. Come on, let’s continue the blind dates!”


The mischievous girl pulled Qing Chen’s wrist and Qin Yiyi’s wrist, pulling them to another table.


The tense and frozen atmosphere just now had somehow dissipated.


However, although the tense atmosphere on their side had dissipated, the blind date girl at the next table was completely stunned.


The girl was called to a blind date, but she didn’t understand what Qing Chen was doing bringing two other girls, “You are Qing Chen, right?”


Qing Chen stood stiffly in place and nodded, “I am.”


The girl looked at Yang Yang and Yiyi, “Then these two are…your older and younger sisters?”


Yang Yang shook her head with a smile, “No, they are your seniors. We just finished our blind date with him in this coffee shop. Now we’re here to give him some advice and see if there are any girls suitable for him.”


The girl was dumbfounded.


Yang Yang asked, “What’s your education level?”


The girl’s demeanor immediately weakened, “High school?”


Yang Yang clicked her tongue twice, “Not as good as Li Kerou. What’s your family background?”


The girl cautiously said, “My father is a council member of City 5, and has a good relationship with the Qing Family.”


“It seems like the family wants to marry their daughter to improve their situation,” Yang Yang nodded, “It looks like this is a family background special. Me and Yiyi are a bit out of place here…Qing Chen, I heard that you have more than 200 blind dates. You might as well just take them all, then the whole southwest will be yours. Don’t worry, me and Yiyi will help you manage them.”


Qing Chen didn’t say a word. Nothing he said would be appropriate now…


She pushed Qing Chen into the seat, and whispered to Qin Yiyi, “What do you think of this girl?”


Qin Yiyi answered honestly, “She’s not good enough for Qing Chen.”


“Then why waste time? Let’s go, next!” Yang Yang pulled Qing Chen and Qin Yiyi away again, without any hesitation.


Only the blind date girl was left sitting in her seat, in a daze.