Chapter 1715: 573. I Have a Date with the Half-body Man Warlord – Extra Chapter for Brother “Huo Zhengtinho” [15/30]_3
In situations like that, Cannibal Demons are completely unable to communicate; they will eat everything they see that is edible. Even worse, Cannibal Demons are mostly hungry…
“Bang”
Murphy smashed onto the protruding stone platform halfway up the mountain in a “heroic entrance” manner. He had no intention of hiding, and the noise of his landing was loud enough to instantly awaken the four cannibal demons who had been sleeping sweetly in front of him.
Four large fools wearing bizarre “clothes” jumped up, grabbing the super “Wolf Fang Club” made from iron rods and scrap steel materials beside them. Eight angry eyes looked around, and finally discovered Murphy, who was standing at the edge of the stone platform waving at them.
“Ah! A vampire! Afternoon tea that voluntarily delivered itself!”
The biggest Cannibal Demon, wearing a very “wasteland-style” large steel helmet that covered its entire face, shouted:
“Idiot, you fools, quickly start a fire! Fourth fool, bring a stick over here; we need to skewer it! The flesh of a vampire can regenerate. Though it’s sour, this little thing is enough for us to eat for a long time.”
Well, these four guys actually have names.
Cannibal Demons definitely wouldn’t bother giving themselves names, so their names are likely from their current “master.”
“Ahem, sorry to interrupt your barbecue party, but I am a vampire covered in deadly poison. Eating me will give you a stomachache.”
Murphy was not afraid of these four fools.
Through their skin color, Murphy had already figured out their weaknesses, but he wasn’t there to kill them.
So Murphy threw out the pre-prepared corpses of several swamp tigers and crocodiles from his bag. As soon as these bloody-smelling meats were thrown out, the stomachs of the four Cannibal Demons rumbled simultaneously, and the saliva of the Cannibal Demon leader with the steel helmet was like a waterfall.
But it didn’t immediately rush to eat; instead, it stopped its three gluttonous brothers.
This Cannibal Demon leader draped in strange “wasteland steel armor” roared:
“You! Cunning guy! Don’t think you can deceive me, Dazhuang! Dazhuang is the smartest Cannibal Demon Military Governor under Sulk Flywheel’s command! The boss said that anyone who gives us meat is a bad guy! Bad guys need to be smashed to death!
Say it!
Which kind of bad guy are you? Did Twilight send you here to cause trouble?
Dazhuang tells you!
Previous visitors were all eaten by me, Dazhuang, and my three brothers!”
“Oh?”
Murphy’s eyes lit up, and he said:
“You fellows also have a grudge against Twilight? That’s great. I am their enemy… Never mind, you probably won’t understand this. I am here to discuss business with your boss. This meat is a gift for Dazhuang, the mightiest and greatest Cannibal Demon Military Governor under Sulk Flywheel.
Can you let me in now?”
“No!”
Though flattered, the Military Governor Dazhuang was quite proud, yet it still held its scrap steel war hammer of absolute destructive power, swinging its head from side to side, and said:
“Boss Flywheel doesn’t meet strangers! He’s… uh, he’s writing a letter! Writing a love letter to his sweetheart… Ah, the boss doesn’t let me say that! Damn it! You cunning vampire! It’s all your fault I’ll be getting whipped again!”
“Dazhuang! Kill him! Eat meat!”
“Yes, yes, the boss doesn’t let us talk to outsiders! He says we’re too dumb and will get deceived.”
“The boss lets us eat our fill, the boss is a good boss! A good boss’s words should be listened to, otherwise, there would be whipping.”
The four Cannibal Demons immediately began to clamor.
The look in their eyes towards Murphy also became unkind, and they picked up the heavy scrap steel war hammer, it seemed that a battle was inevitable.
“But I am indeed a guest of Lord Sulk Flywheel, in fact, an honored guest.”
Murphy took the Core Bead from his chest, made it hover to the four Cannibal Demons, showing it in his hand, and said:
“Look! This is a gift from your boss to me. You’ve seen this, right? Only he can make these, this can’t possibly be fake, right?”
“Ow ow ow, that little thing! Boss Flywheel has lots and lots, a whole room full!”
The second Cannibal Demon pushed its red scrap steel helmet and said to Dazhuang:
“Boss used to sell these to buy meat for us, but now no one buys them, and the boss is very upset! If he can’t sell the things, he can’t buy meat; if he can’t feed us, he’s not a good boss.”
“Shut up! I’ll think myself, stop talking, I am the Military Governor!”
Dazhuang pushed its “showing off wisdom” brother, glaring fiercely at Murphy, and said:
“So, you, weak little vampire! Are you here to buy things?”
“Yes, I am here to give you guys money.”
Murphy laughed and said:
“I give your boss money, your boss buys meat, and then you all get to eat to your fill, don’t you? So, you should let me in, it’s a good thing for you all.
Besides, I have a small camp over at Wasteland Mountain, and I need talents like you four to help me fight the Wolf People. If you’re willing to go, I can pay you two meals of meat a day, absolutely filling you up…”
“Enough!”
Just as Murphy was about to use the Desire Ability to coax these carefully nurtured “elite units,” better fighters than typical Cannibal Demons, into working for him, a sharp voice suddenly sounded from the Core Bead in Murphy’s hand.
He reprimanded:
“Stop bullying my poor foolish guards; their brains are not good at doing work. Too much thinking is a terrifying burden for the ‘hungry four brothers.’
You!
Malicious guest, come on in, I am waiting for you in the laboratory.
By the way, you’d better explain what’s loaded into this new Calculating Pearl you cracked for me with your own hands. You are simply insulting my astonishing engineering skills.
Come on, enter Sulk Flywheel’s laboratory, let me have a good look at you… the recently famous Lord Murphy.”